Try and put a ring on it and I'll bit your fingers off

[nny]

My dreams were awesome, so now I'm really grumpy to be awake. It doesn't help that I've got that Beyonce single ladies song in my head, only I don't know the words or any of the tune past the 'All the single ladies, all the single ladies' bit, so my version goes:

All the single ladies
all the single ladies
all the single ladies
look how they dance for you
except it's not for you
because they are empowered
although it's by a pop song
so you may question the validity
me, I'm so empowered
I make you dance for me

[monkeydance breakdown]

(for 'monkeydance breakdown' read: 'inept beatboxing')