I've got it under control!

villainny (07:17:40): and I totally typed it Sheppard/Weird first time
unamaga (07:17:44): HAHA
villainny (07:17:47): which is SUCH A BETTER PAIRING
villainny (07:17:52): SO MUCH MORE BELIEVABLE
unamaga (07:18:00): HAHAHAHAHAHA
unamaga (07:18:11): sheppard WOULD manage to find a way to have sex with intangible things
villainny (07:22:01): "I - just - " Rodney flailed wildly. "I mean don't get me wrong, I'm grateful for the ZPM, but how do you even have sex with ascension?"
unamaga (07:22:24): HAHAHAH
villainny (07:24:13): Cadman smirked. "The concept of Ancientness loves you, sir. It wants to have your baaaabies."
villainny (07:24:29): John looked suddenly faintly terrified. "It can't - it can't do that, right?"
unamaga (07:24:34): *DIES*
unamaga (07:24:35): *DIES*
unamaga (07:25:19): I WOULD PAY YOU IN BACON IF YOU WROTE A SMALL FICLET BASED AROUND THIS. wherin, of course, rodney is appalled to find he's jealous of a concept.

( 'Hey, at least I can use it as a nightlight, right?' )