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Aug. 8th, 2008 12:36 pmDear Landlord-type,
When I tell you that the toaster exploded in a shower of sparks, please take me seriously. Getting your wife to poke it and say that she has tried it and it works fine and it was probably a small fault does not cut it. Because then when, against my better judgement, I trust you, guess what? IT EXPLODES! AND SHORTS THE FUSES!
If I die? It's so your fault.
No love at all,
singed!Nny
When I tell you that the toaster exploded in a shower of sparks, please take me seriously. Getting your wife to poke it and say that she has tried it and it works fine and it was probably a small fault does not cut it. Because then when, against my better judgement, I trust you, guess what? IT EXPLODES! AND SHORTS THE FUSES!
If I die? It's so your fault.
No love at all,
singed!Nny