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Dear Landlord-type,

When I tell you that the toaster exploded in a shower of sparks, please take me seriously. Getting your wife to poke it and say that she has tried it and it works fine and it was probably a small fault does not cut it. Because then when, against my better judgement, I trust you, guess what? IT EXPLODES! AND SHORTS THE FUSES!

If I die? It's so your fault.

No love at all,

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