Pepper grew up to go to uni, and still doesn't see the point of the long essays they are making her write on your emo poems.
Adam Young makes it so your emo poems never existed. (He thought about making you better emo poems, but he always sucked at English and figured this way was probably safer.)
Russell T Davis' TV adaptation of your emo poems turned them gay. (Unless they were already gay, then he just adds a porn soundtrack and an alien.)
And I have been reading some China Mieville, so:
China Mieville turns your emo poems into an excellently written literary exploration of Marxism and its relevance to modern life and literature. XD
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Date: 2008-11-25 01:56 am (UTC)Ooh what else...
Pepper grew up to go to uni, and still doesn't see the point of the long essays they are making her write on your emo poems.
Adam Young makes it so your emo poems never existed. (He thought about making you better emo poems, but he always sucked at English and figured this way was probably safer.)
Russell T Davis' TV adaptation of your emo poems turned them gay. (Unless they were already gay, then he just adds a porn soundtrack and an alien.)
And I have been reading some China Mieville, so:
China Mieville turns your emo poems into an excellently written literary exploration of Marxism and its relevance to modern life and literature. XD