Reasons John Sheppard is not a ninja
Dec. 12th, 2008 05:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nny#3405: Too much hair sproing.
#3406: 'The Kung Fu of Eyebrows' is not a martial art.
#3407: If John Sheppard had REAL, Ultimate Power he'd be the man, and then who'd he rail against?
#3408: You kind of need to be able to break sticks over your knee.
#3409: Ninjas do not make light saber noises with their weapons. Ever.
#3410: Naming enemies leads to attachment. Attachment leads to fear. Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to - no. Hang on...
#3411: Too much Star Wars.
#3412: (thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
coffeestudies) He doesn't fly from roof to roof, he flies FROM PLANET TO PLANET!
I could so go on, here, but I have to get breakfast. I TOTALLY WANT CONTRIBUTIONS!
#3406: 'The Kung Fu of Eyebrows' is not a martial art.
#3407: If John Sheppard had REAL, Ultimate Power he'd be the man, and then who'd he rail against?
#3408: You kind of need to be able to break sticks over your knee.
#3409: Ninjas do not make light saber noises with their weapons. Ever.
#3410: Naming enemies leads to attachment. Attachment leads to fear. Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to - no. Hang on...
#3411: Too much Star Wars.
#3412: (thanks to
coffeestudies) He doesn't fly from roof to roof, he flies FROM PLANET TO PLANET! I could so go on, here, but I have to get breakfast. I TOTALLY WANT CONTRIBUTIONS!
