In liuu of actual, like, waking up

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villainny (05:04:12): I want to write a fic where all Rodney says is 'coffee?' plaintively. And he gets out of bed, and falls over a pair of pants and some big black boots, and makes a vague attempt at brushing his teeth even though he's sure his toothbrush was a different colour, and stumbles out the door, and gets lost on the way to the transporter which has clearly MOVED in the night, and gets to the mess, (plaintively 'coffeeeee'ing all the way) and gets his first sip of caffeine and then is like "HOLY SHIT I HAD SEX WITH SHEPPARD."
unamaga (05:05:16): HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
villainny (05:06:12): I SO WOULD IF I COULD MAKE WORDS WORK