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[nny]

OH MY GOD MY EYES.

Was in garden using phone, since it's the only place with signal, and was treated to the sight of upstairs neighbour mopping himself off after a wank.

EEEEEW BOY BITS!

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

*cackle* You so fail at bisexuality. :D

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Dude, even Rodney (who is clearly more into boy bits than you, hahah) would do the ew face at that. Nobody needs to see that!

[tacittype.livejournal.com]

I like boy parts, and that mental image just made me physically queasy. NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE THAT.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

...yeah, time and a place, no?

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

EWW! That's not the sort of thing you want to see when you're minding your own business.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I'm really only theoretically bi, anyway.

It's always more about the person attached to the sex bits, when it comes down to it.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*buries face in your shoulder*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Especially not the awful awful neighbours. Ew.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

... I think I may be your opposite, sometimes. I would quite like some bits to play with that aren't attached to anything brain-like.

QUIET, RIGHT NOW.

[btw, 'splain picfor1000? I don't understand their userinfo]

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Any time, I have no objection, but the place should NEVER BE in front of a window. NEVER.

(Unless you are hot. :D)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

There's a certain level of mental preparation required for penii.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

You get a pic prompt. You write 1000 words. Except I am done with my prompt, so I'm starting to work through everyone else's, too. :D

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Oh, is there a post of pic prompts?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

here (http://community.livejournal.com/picfor1000/135043.html#cutid1). Theme this time is the rainbow.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Pree! You know me, I hate clubs and societies, but I may nick their ideas.

[florahart]

The correct response to this is to bust out laughing and pointing in a manner that conveys wow that thing is pathetic.

Being a boy, he will assume you are laughing at his penis size/shape/attitude, and will flee in horror and never EVER put himself in a place where you might catch another glimpse.

*patpats*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*catches breath*

[tropes.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

It's the person that's attached that matters, and just. Just No.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

But it was pitch black outside and he had no idea I was there!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[yin-again.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahaha! I'm so sorry. I mean, really, ew and not funny, but Bwahahahahahahahaha! *falls over*