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Feb. 3rd, 2009 06:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyIf the internet doesn't stop asking me about my relative attractiveness, offering advice on how to 'get him back', offering to teach me how to kiss and offering to increase the size of my wang I swear to god I will KILL THINGS.
I will think about sex and/or sexiness in the manner of MY CHOOSING, universe, and if that happens to be distanced from myself and in the shape of a certain flyboy and scientist (or a mountie and his rumply cop buddy) that is NO BUSINESS OF YOURS.
Some days it feels like the world is my crazy marriage cult.
>:(
I will think about sex and/or sexiness in the manner of MY CHOOSING, universe, and if that happens to be distanced from myself and in the shape of a certain flyboy and scientist (or a mountie and his rumply cop buddy) that is NO BUSINESS OF YOURS.
Some days it feels like the world is my crazy marriage cult.
>:(
