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I feel ridiculously lonely and unloved and like I never ever want to hear another true thing in the history of ever and like the concept of working tomorrow is going to make a hole in my chest just to make the compression of my lungs that bit easier and more painful and stupid and boring and annoying and annoyed and grumpy and stressed and...

...and, in conclusion, I hate hormones.

*crawls under duvet and weeps stupid, boring tears*

I would like to return my uterus but I cannot find the receipt.

Comments

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, just drop it on a street corner somewhere.

Although, I tried that once and the damn thing found its way home. Worse than cats :|

(I has drabbles going on, btw, if you need cheering of the ficcish variety ♥)

[chkc.livejournal.com]

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*HELPLESS FLAILING*

Oh sweetheart, thank you so much.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I shall mail my uterus to Misha Collins, since he has full ownership anyway, and I think it'd find it tough to get home over the ocean.

XD

I think I just grossed myself out.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I think that beats that weird felted uterus thingy that Twilight fan came up with. *recoils*

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

::pats your hair:: There there, lovie. ::hums you a song::

I have to admit I'm giggling about the return of the uterus, though. OMG, what a great horror movie that would make! "Kathy thought she'd gotten rid of her awful reproductive system for good, but, little did she know...

Also, I can picture the grumpy old lady at the Organ Return center frowning at your receipt and saying, "And you're how old? Ummm-hmmm. And you've gone through puberty? ::she stares at your bosom:: Ummm-hmm. Well dearie, I don't see how we can be taking this back. You've been using it!"

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

If you ever do figure out where to return it, let me know? I think I'd like to send them something too ... XD

[forest-rose.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetie, I am drunk but I love you. That is all. xxx

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*hugs you so, so tight*