villainny: I get the impression that my lack of success with sex with boys is because I'm not so secretly a massive lesbanian.
Smaller: What is it that puts you off 'em?
villainny: ...mostly their penises?
*giggling helplessly*
ETA:
Smaller: But surely... women with props is not that much different from boys, really?
villainny: Yeah, but there are... boys.