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Tim's high school ride. :D

torakowalski: Ahaha, oh wow! The one he crashed?

villainny: Indeed.

There could be a whole AU based on a Tim who didn't crash that car, y'know?

XD



torakowalski: Wow, a Tim who hadn't crashed that car would have gotten laid kind of a *lot*, I think. And would have been able to crash college parties (where there may or may not have been certain Anthony DiNozzo's who may or may not have been curious about an obviously high school kid with an awesome ride).

villainny: YES. THIS. YES PLEASE. :D

Just. Tim being worryingly hot in a kinda preppy, jailbait kinda way, and Tony getting really worried about his sexual orientation and insisting that it's TOTALLY THE CAR, OKAY?

torakowalski: Ahaha YES! TOTALLY the car! The fact that he wants to pop the buttons on Tim's polo shirt and unzip his very very ugly slacks and maybe put his hand on Tim's cock and maybe bite Tim's stupidly pouty lower lip? All down to the car.

(According to ~the internet, Tony is 6 years older than Tim. He'd be crashing the college party from the other side. Naughty boy.)

villainny: Well if ever there was a man who couldn't let college go it's Tony DiNozzo. I totally also want protective!Tony, taking away Timmy's beer and desperately ignoring the pout and driving him home and beating his head against the steering wheel because he's so warm and pliant and affectionate, dammit!

torakowalski: OMG YES PLEASE!

And then they totally don't *date* but they maybe arrange to meet up in places sometimes, and Tony has to very, very sternly tell himself that he's not allowed to jump Tim in the back of his car, or at the movies, or in the men's room at the pretty nice restaurant that Tony takes Tim to when he gets into MIT...

villainny: And then McGee has someone ask him out and he tells Tony and Tony's like D: you should totally go for it, Timmy D: D: D: and Tim's all wait, I should? And Tony says YES. YOU SHOULD. BUT I WILL MISS YOUR CAR. :I *STOIC FACE STOIC FACE*

torakowalski: And Tim's like, I guess you could still come around and visit my car, yeah? Which leads to shuffling feet and averted eyes and shoulder bumping in the garage some nights while Tony stands around visiting with Tim's car and Tim stands around looking at Tony visiting Tim's car.

villainny: hahahahahahaahaha

and then one day Tim just thwaps Tony around the back of the head with one of the multitude of acceptance letters that he hasn't gotten around to chucking out yet and says that y'know what, genius? These mean that he's legal now. And Tony blusters a little, but canon has shown that he is essentially Tim's bitch, and he subsides soon enough. >:D


(random aside: Tim said he hadn't seen Deliverance. Then later he and Tony start singing duelling banjos together. THERE IS TOTAL CANON SUPPORT OF MOVIE NIGHTS.)

torakowalski: And then there is making out up against the car, y/y?

(Hee, awesome, I am totally in support of them having movie nights! Possibly in the beginning they tried to invite everyone, but everyone said ...uh, no? because seriously, why were they being invited on Tony and McGee's dates? and in the end Tim and Tony just stopped bothering to invite them.)

villainny: Heeeee, or possibly tension as Tony drives them somewhere and then Tim's like, all sardonic, oh. A makeout spot. How very romantic. And Tony's ears are pink and he scowls and says he always thought it was kind of pretty up here, okay. Shut up. And Tim wonders if he says that to all the (hundreds?) of guys he brought up here, and Tony says (with finger counting) that 1) girls okay, and 2) no.

(SO TRUE OKAY. They made excuses for why they stopped inviting them too, though - like, Ziva came to one but they had to keep explaining colloquialisms, and there was that time that Abby's enthusiasm for gore totally ruined the pizza, but these are excuses only.)

torakowalski: Ooh, yes, better, tension! And Tony parks them somewhere but Tim is just shifting closer when Tony decides that there's a prettier view a little bit further up so they park *there* instead but Tim has just got his hand on Tony's waist when Tony starts making noises about maybe moving them again but Tim's like, 'Tony, it's okay, relax. Here is absolutely perfect,' and *then* there is kissing.

(<333 And the team just nods and pretends like they believe them and no one rolls their eyes until after they've turned away.)