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[nny]

hahahahaha omg I so fail at leg shaving for the record.

*mops blood off EVERYTHING*

I... have decided I don't care about the flat inspection tomorrow. I'll just leave them post-it apologies like, everywhere.

I AM SORRY THAT I HAVE NO HOOVER

I AM SORRY THAT THE LIGHTBULBS EXPLODE EVERY TWO WEEKS

I AM SORRY I AM A LUSH

I AM SORRY ABOUT ALL THE BLOOD IT WAS LEGITIMATELY WON

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[skygiants]

hahahahaha omg I so fail at leg shaving for the record.

*mops blood off EVERYTHING*

Ahahahaha Nny THAT WAS ME LAST NIGHT.

(Becca: Oh, I cut myself shaving! I'll just stick a band-aid on it and that will be fine.
Becca, five minutes later: Why is there a trail of blood all through the kitchen . . .)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE BAND-AIDS. Partly because over here they are just, like, plasters, and partly because I ¬_¬ can't afford them.

[skygiants]

Actually I am usually with you on that. >.> The ONLY REASON I even had band-aids was because I knocked my toenail loose in a slamming door last week on my way to work, and had to stop and buy emergency band-aids on the way so I did not leave a trail of blood through the subway. (It only sort-of worked.)

[pennyplainknits.livejournal.com]

Vaseline on the cut. Or any lipbalm,really.

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

*mops blood off EVERYTHING*

I know that feeling! I carved a literal chunk of flesh out of my ankle while shaving my legs in the communal bathroom at uni and then had to hop all the way back to my room leaving a stream of blood in my wake. :/

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Because you are not on Facebook you will not have seen that I managed to SHAVE A NAIL OFF MY LITTLE FINGER while trying to deforest my vag at the beginning of the month. I FEEL YOUR PAIN. AND LACK A FINGERNAIL.