I am sorry. So, so sorry.

[nny]

I'm bringing sexy back (yeah)
to the 1800s there will be a plaque (yeah)
the National Trust will sell me-based knick knacks (yeah)
fluorescent pens that sadly write in black (yeah)
(take 'em to the bridge for some anglin')

Holidays
a British childhood's spent in drizzly days
of salad cream instead of mayonnaise
a treat's a crumbling house with hedge-formed maze
(take 'em to the chorus)

Come here kids
(whole life resent for it)
it's the Isle of White
(look at what I spent for it)
VIP!
(be glad there's a seat for it)
Top deck of the ferry
(all your friends went to Crete for it)