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Sep. 13th, 2013 08:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyThe MEMES ARE ALIVE
7. Your pet hates
* Misquotes on tumblr (no, e. e. cummings didn't write all that hipster stuff about stars and bouquets of flowers and love and stuff, he wrote the last line in a deeply cynical poem that I love, STOP MISATTRIBUTING).
* 'Could care less'. If you could care less, you are not scraping the bottom of your emotional barrel, and therefore the phrase makes no actual sense in context. It's COULDN'T CARE LESS, DAMMIT!
* THE FACT THAT GOOGLE IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND WON'T LET ME FAVOURITE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE WITHOUT HAVING A BLOODY GOOGLE+ ACCOUNT THAT I DO NOT WANT AND AM NOT GOING TO USE AND HAS STOLEN ALL MY PREVIOUS FAVOURITES AND PUT THEM IN A BOX SOMEWHERE IT SEEMS LIKE GOOGLE WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND YET SIMULTANEOUSLY WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE IN A DEEPLY CREEPY WAY?!
* The fact that I still haven't quite worked out the capslock key and nearly sprained something holding down shift for that rant.
7. Your pet hates
* Misquotes on tumblr (no, e. e. cummings didn't write all that hipster stuff about stars and bouquets of flowers and love and stuff, he wrote the last line in a deeply cynical poem that I love, STOP MISATTRIBUTING).
* 'Could care less'. If you could care less, you are not scraping the bottom of your emotional barrel, and therefore the phrase makes no actual sense in context. It's COULDN'T CARE LESS, DAMMIT!
* THE FACT THAT GOOGLE IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND WON'T LET ME FAVOURITE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE WITHOUT HAVING A BLOODY GOOGLE+ ACCOUNT THAT I DO NOT WANT AND AM NOT GOING TO USE AND HAS STOLEN ALL MY PREVIOUS FAVOURITES AND PUT THEM IN A BOX SOMEWHERE IT SEEMS LIKE GOOGLE WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND YET SIMULTANEOUSLY WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE IN A DEEPLY CREEPY WAY?!
* The fact that I still haven't quite worked out the capslock key and nearly sprained something holding down shift for that rant.
