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It is ridiculously cold. I don't agree with this sort of thing at all, which would be why I put the heating on. My next move should be a shower, I suspect, since I'm going to some weird theatre thing tonight - not entirely sure what it is, Smaller booked the tickets, but no doubt it'll be all sorts of fun times - but it's too cold to be wet right now. I would have to scuttle about the house semi-clad, cursing God and Man and British Weather, and that's not something that should be inflicted on anyone. Therefore the order of the day is eat, then shower, once the radiators have had a time to wake up from their strange and metallic dreams.

There was little point to this post, I admit, save I'm hungry, but here it is in any case. I inform you of my whereabouts at all moments, in case the lack of notice causes me to disappear.

Of course, that would make it rather less offensive, were I to scuttle about, semi-clad. Eveything must have its benefits, one supposes.