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I am very very tired. So I do meme instead of thinking and providing content. Aren't you proud of my ability to stay off livejournal? *ironic rolly eyes*

Step 1: Put your MP3 player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) of the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: NO CHEATING (that goes for the guesser, too!)

Oh, and if you want any of these just let me know and I'll upload. ;)

( In which we learn that my tastes are strange and mostly all your fault... )

And now I'm all woken up, but I still don't really have anything to talk about, so that's probably for the best isn't it. :D

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I just smacked myself in the insect bite and made the strangest variety of noises I have ever made. (I've mentioned I've not had sex, right?) And dude. HEE. This is the funniest thing ever and OMG I ITCH SO BAD and I'm so tempted to do it again 'cos this is WEIRD.

Also I'm gonna have to remember to drink more than one cup of tea a day. I feel like I'm collapsing slowly inward from lack of water.

Blort.