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I have just spent a quite obscene amount of money on a new computer.

It'll be here within 7-10 working days, apparently.

So I'll have AIM again soon! :D!

*faintly dazed*

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OH MY GOD I have epic, like, cannot-construct-a-grammatical-sentence writers block -that-is-in-any-way-interesting.

KILL ME.

No, seriously.

Kill me in interesting and quite possibly wildly bizarre ways in the comments.

I'd consider it a personal favour.

I'll start you off.

*attempts to decapitate self with a shotgunned-off saw*