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...it's more than likely (as in, almost certain) that I'm gonna have to move to Dorset for six weeks.

*unimpressed face*

I'll just be over here, in this bottle of wine.

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So how come it can be 'HAI GUYS!'? Seriously, shouldn't that mean that it can be spelled 'HAI GAIS!' Which reads as 'Hi, gays!' which is not what I'm going for although a valid greeting in itself. It could in theory be 'HUY GUYS!' Except that reads as some kind of weird 'HWEE!' pronunciation, which is clearly not what was intended at all. 'HWEE GWEES!' It's like something you'd wash your car with.

... in other news, wine impairs my sensemaking abilities not at all.

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Boring poll, merely because decisions take energy

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OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL GOTHS WHAT THE HELL

I can totally apostrophise when drunk

XD