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Accidentally skunk-drunk. Women, in my experience, are at least twice as attractive as men. And yet, cocks are ridiculous! So, like, even if Joe Flanigan and/or David Hewlett was single, I'd feel obliged to consider their wives, yet wouldn't want to attack their genitalia.

Sorry. Was drunked by a very camp straight bloke. Huzzah for free aclkyhole!