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Mmmmmmmmmmm streeeeeeeeeeeeetch.

I'm feeling all sensual today, it's odd. I want... more stretching, and tea and toast and sex and chocolate and apple cake and sandalwood and music and cuddles and pillowpiles.

I have... um. Water? And apple cake. So I'm just gonna go back to the cat-stretching and hope that the rest'll come with time.

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Today I has my molesty hands on. So, y'know, keep that in mind if you come close.

>:D

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AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME WILL HAVE A GOOD IDEA WHY I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TEMPTED TO GO BACK TO milliways_bar.

*FLAILS*