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My plan for getting through work today is to microwave a sockful of rice and tie it to my neck with a scarf.

I am just, like, scary awesome.

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I HAD PUMPKIN PIE AT LUNCH TODAY! For some reason, school was having a Thanksgiving meal. Can I just say, yes it WAS as good as I remember. My face was like the expression version of \o/!!! I have no idea how I could contort my features for that, but whatever. YAY! HUZZAH FOR VICARIOSITY!