Tomorrow night, me and Smaller are going to look at a teeeeeeny tiiiiiny cottage in the middle of Cheltenham. Cross your fingers that it suits us, seriously, because I waaaaaaaant a cottage! XD There are frickin' flying ducks on the wall! ♥
Other people are trying to turn this into an unsuitable relationship, though - last night, while discussing our eating habits:
Smaller: I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish.
Allotment folk: so you're a piscatarian.
Nny: I'm prison gay!
*O.o from everyone in the room*
Nny: ...like, situationally vegetarian? Wow, that really casts Smaller in a bad light, huh?
Allotment folk, knowledgeably: Ah. You are her vegetable bitch.
I quite like that, although it makes it look more suspicious that we get through a crate of organic vegetables a week. ¬_¬
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