BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

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Okay, so, I'm weird. I accept this. But I have to say that I find clothed people a hell of a lot sexier than naked people. It's a thing, alright? A glimpse of James Roday's clavicle through a slightly unbuttoned shirt does more for me than most porn.

I'm totally up for being proved wrong, though. What're your favourite naked/semi-naked pictures? Links/picspams in the comments are totally appreciated. Nay, verily welcomed. :D

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This post stolen in its entirety from bohemian__storm:

Pick a number between 1 and 8640 and I'll upload the corresponding song for you.


Stats you didn't want to know:

total number of tracks: 8,640
total length of music: 123.4 days

sort by song title:
- first song: A-Punk: Vampire Weekend
- last song: - : Noisia and Amon Tobin (I know this is labelled wrong but I have no idea what the song's called.)

sort by time:
- shortest song: Joe Flanigan saying 'I love you Dr McKay' (2 seconds)
- longest song: Providence - Godspeed You! Black Emperor (29 minutes and 2 seconds)

sort by artist:
- first song: Dil Ka Rishta - A.R.Rahman
- last song: Aren't We All Running? - 65DaysofStatic

top 10 most played songs:
1. Hiszékeny - Venetian Snares
2. Us - Regina Spektor
3. Beauty Beats - Beats Antique
4. Catch My Disease - Ben Lee
5. You Don't Know Me (feat. Regina Spektor) - Ben Folds
6. Heartbeats - José Gonzales
7. Postcards from Italy - Beirut
8. Robots - Flight of the Conchords
9. Easy Muffin - Amon Tobin
10. On the Radio - Regina Spektor


first ten songs that comes up on shuffle:
1. L'America - the Doors
2. I Know the Reason - Carbon Leaf
3. The Art Teacher - Rufus Wainwright
4. I don't think now is the best time - Hans Zimmer
5. The Callus - Cave In
6. Like a Drug - Queens of the Stone Age
7. If... - The Bluetones
8. The Eton Rifles - Paul Weller
9. Drinking With You - Jonathon Coulton
10. Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers

how many songs come up when you search for:
- "sex": 28
- "love": 273
- "you": 696
- "death": 23
- "hate": 35
- "wish": 18
- "monkey": 60

Meme: write a love poem in 15 words

We will discount my first impulse* for the sake of my self respect.



I’d trust You
not to laugh
at this poem

(if I trusted
Myself,
writing it.)




Everyone should steal this meme, seriously. :D



*Each peach
pear plum
my hands,
your bum.


(I R Profound. XD)