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If you're not feeling so happy, clap your hands
if it's actually quite crappy, clap your hands
strip down to your pants and socks,
put some Pixar on the box,
drink some wine and eat some chocs and clap your hands.



CLAP, CLAP.

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I think I'm repellant.

Like... I don't think that there's anything wrong with me - when I have my rational brain on, and don't just think everything is wrong with me purely on principle - I just think I am chemically mismatched with, like, humanity. Because I'm just. I am so aggressively, consistently single. Like, even that groups of women thing? Where they get all into your love life? Never happens with me. People I know are single for two days and people are setting them up already, and I am getting worryingly close to the ten year mark.

...Sorry. I do try not to say it! And mostly succeed, just every now and again I get the despairs.