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“Bob and I are going for a picnic this weekend, Crowley. Would you like to come along?”

Crowley stared at the phone receiver, entirely lost for words. Aziraphael had lost his mind, it would appear. He was talking about his car as if it were a person- more than that, as if it were some kind of date. It sounded as if Crowley was being invited along to meet a friend’s new partner, and Aziraphael clearly wasn’t the only insane one in this relationship because Crowley was almost jealous of the fond tone in his voice.

He shook his head. He’d have to go along, if only to make sure that the angel hadn’t entirely fallen off the edge.

“Alright, angel. I’m coming with you. I’m bloody well coming with you.”

“Good,” said Aziraphael, and the genuine pleasure in his voice warmed Crowley slightly.

“But if you make me call it Bob I’ll be forced to kill you.”


*


Crowley fumbled in the glove compartment for a tape. There was a whole pile in there, each one in its own case- no empty cases, no bits of apple, no map of Denmark. Apparently the universal laws of glove compartments didn’t apply to minis owned by angels.

Bach, Beethoven, Brahms… Aah, John Tavener. He pushed it into the cassette player and then paused a moment. He looked at Aziraphael.

“How long have these tapes been in here?”

The angel shrugged. “I’m not sure. A month or two?”

Crowley shuddered and pressed play, wincing preemptively as he prepared himself for Tavener’s “I Want to Break Free.”

Soft choral music filled the car, and Crowley glared at the side of Aziraphael’s face.

“What?”




***

*facepalms*

Date: 2004-03-31 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atdelphi.livejournal.com
Damn that smarmy Bob, the interloper!

*lol*

Am loving these.

Date: 2004-03-31 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com
Forget Bob, how will the Bentley react when it finds out Crowley's been riding in another car? and a Mini at that.

Date: 2004-03-31 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] parke-matru.livejournal.com
Wow. That was more vaguley disturbing than that Crowley/Zira/Bentley threesome . . . Funny, and it makes me want to read more. hehe . . .JealousCrowley is fun.

Date: 2004-03-31 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rex-dart.livejournal.com
Just wanted to pop in and let you know that I'm rooting for Sex in Bob to show up at some point during these snippets. I mean, dude... mini. So cramped. Yes.

*fangirls Bob*

Date: 2004-04-01 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrlady.livejournal.com
Ahahaha. I love it. Dearly. ^_^ Write more Bob!fic. *g*

*snickers*

Date: 2004-04-01 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Crowley fumbled for a tape and slotted it into the Bentley’s cassette player.

…no it ain’t no lie, baby bye bye bye…

He moaned softly and beat his head against the steering wheel.

“Come back, Freddie! All is forgiven!”


***

There will be more. *shakes head sadly* And I'm trying to work out a way to put this bit in. :D

Re: *snickers*

Date: 2004-04-01 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrlady.livejournal.com
!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my gods, you are awesome. Could he quietly steal all Aziraphale's tapes in the hopes that his influence keeps them intact even in the Bentley, just to have that happen?

Re: *snickers*

Date: 2004-04-01 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Heh.

Heehee

Heeeeeeee!

GENIUS!

*makes note*

Date: 2004-04-01 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelislington.livejournal.com

I think I'm in love with Bob.

Date: 2004-04-01 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Hee! Aziraphale/Bob is my new OTP.

Date: 2004-04-01 04:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] enigel
I love this! and I'm glad to hear there's more to come :D
jealous!Crowley is great, Aziraphale/Bob is killing me (in the good way) and maybe [livejournal.com profile] jamjar has a point, "Susan" will be jealous too... >:)

Date: 2004-04-01 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sorchar.livejournal.com
AHAHA Only Aziraphale is immune from the Queen phenomenon!

Re: *snickers*

Date: 2004-04-01 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liar-xx.livejournal.com
Heheee! So glad there will be more...

Date: 2004-04-01 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoeless-girl.livejournal.com
Awwww! That was lovely. And very funny :)

Date: 2004-04-01 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilien-moon.livejournal.com
Hehe. Very cute, that. And I concur that jealous!Crowley is fun.

Date: 2005-08-10 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphrodeia.livejournal.com
AHA! Going back through all the memories of lower_tadfield and came across these about Bob. Brilliant... and I have to say that I love that Crowley went for the Tavener. If anyone would dig discord, it'd be him.

Very nice!

Date: 2005-08-29 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dramawench.livejournal.com
Hee! Just reread this and found the Eddie Izzard reference.
Very nice ;D

Date: 2005-08-29 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
AAAAGH! GLOVE DEATH!

*grins*

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