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juniper200 and copperbadge
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Um... no books near me. I'm in a computer room. Wait a sec... *industriously copy/pastes porn into Word*
"Then it was sort of like Fraser was the guy from the movie, only without " from How Ray Got His Groove Back by Aristide and Bone
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The mouse of the computer sitting next to me.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Terry Jones, on a barge. Dunno precisely what he was doing, but he just looked so huggable I had to watch.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:45am
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
2:56am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the humming of a million other computers, and the typing of me and the guy who chose a computer *two* over from me in an EMPTY computer room. Bastard.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
About... 11:30? I was coming to the computer room.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
my chat windows, and some slash. =)
9: What are you wearing?
baggy-ass jeans, a t-shirt that is actually a small-boy sized pyjama top I cut the sleeves off- it has cool explodey comic pictures on- and a purple hippy-style hooded top.
10: Did you dream last night?
About Chutney. He had dreds just at the back, and all the stitches from his operation weren't healing right. He was in a lot of pain, and I hated it- woke up feeling really miserable. Didn't realise I was that worried about him. I have to call him when I get home.
11: When did you last laugh?
Thinking about how much "longview" by Greenday is ABOUT ME.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring crap. "Don't use mobiles, don't eat, don't drink, work hard you little fuckers, don't do bad things, do what we say, check in your free will at the door. No, you *won't* get it back."
13: Seen anything weird lately?
My friend wandering around with dreds and an expensive salon-style hairdrier. Mmmmmyep.
14: What is the last film you saw?
8mm. :(
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A train ticket home.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm faintly worried I left the oven on.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Give everybody trampolines.
19: Do you like to dance?
No. Though I will mosh occasionally.
20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
I'm English. I'm above considering such matters.
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Ella.
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Seth.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I *am*.
juniper200 and copperbadge1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Um... no books near me. I'm in a computer room. Wait a sec... *industriously copy/pastes porn into Word*
"Then it was sort of like Fraser was the guy from the movie, only without " from How Ray Got His Groove Back by Aristide and Bone
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The mouse of the computer sitting next to me.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Terry Jones, on a barge. Dunno precisely what he was doing, but he just looked so huggable I had to watch.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:45am
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
2:56am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the humming of a million other computers, and the typing of me and the guy who chose a computer *two* over from me in an EMPTY computer room. Bastard.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
About... 11:30? I was coming to the computer room.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
my chat windows, and some slash. =)
9: What are you wearing?
baggy-ass jeans, a t-shirt that is actually a small-boy sized pyjama top I cut the sleeves off- it has cool explodey comic pictures on- and a purple hippy-style hooded top.
10: Did you dream last night?
About Chutney. He had dreds just at the back, and all the stitches from his operation weren't healing right. He was in a lot of pain, and I hated it- woke up feeling really miserable. Didn't realise I was that worried about him. I have to call him when I get home.
11: When did you last laugh?
Thinking about how much "longview" by Greenday is ABOUT ME.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring crap. "Don't use mobiles, don't eat, don't drink, work hard you little fuckers, don't do bad things, do what we say, check in your free will at the door. No, you *won't* get it back."
13: Seen anything weird lately?
My friend wandering around with dreds and an expensive salon-style hairdrier. Mmmmmyep.
14: What is the last film you saw?
8mm. :(
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A train ticket home.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm faintly worried I left the oven on.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Give everybody trampolines.
19: Do you like to dance?
No. Though I will mosh occasionally.
20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
I'm English. I'm above considering such matters.
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Ella.
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Seth.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I *am*.
