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[nny]

Gacked from sociofemme:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.


I liiiiiiiiike this meme. *g*

Comments

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, you remember that time we got together and tried to figure out where copperbadge went to school so we could hunt him down and have his immensely talented, not to mention tall and blond, babies? I remember that--I mean, the police involvement alone...! It's just too bad about poor Spanky.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

The best part was where you distracted them with the Dance of the Donuts long enough for us to escape in that handy dirigible. And then there was that talking albatross... good times...

[suziannabean.livejournal.com]

Dude! Do you remember that time that we were sailing the seven seas, and we got attacked by pirates, and then we became pirates, and then we attacked Norway?

Good times
good times

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and Norway flung fish at us until we beat a hasty retreat. And then you'd run out of eyeliner, so we had to take a quick detour to the Isle de Muerte and I distracted Jack Sparrow while you filched his makeup bag...

[suziannabean.livejournal.com]

oh yeah! That rocked - he had some of the best eyeliner! So smooth ... and then we went by Kenya and saw the lions and tigers (only in Kenya) ... and you had that thing with your foot?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it was okay- I wasn't really using my little toe anyway. And the monkey looked pretty happy with it. So all's well that ends with moonshine made in coconut shells, right?

[suziannabean.livejournal.com]

Does life get any better? I submit that it cannot!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Motion sustained. However, the judge would like to add that there is the slightest possibility of improvement, should pears be added to the memory.

I like pears.

[suziannabean.livejournal.com]

ooo! Yes! Lets add some!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*industriously adds pears*

[suziannabean.livejournal.com]

And since we're on a boat, can we also ultimately add a pier?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Yes! A pier. And Edwardian arcades with lameass slot machines, and Punch and Judy to scare the kiddies.

[swtalmnd]

It was so long ago, but I'll always remember our one wild affair, shoved between the Addams Family Pinball and the Puzzle Fighter games at the arcade, your hands doing wicked tricks I've since used on countless others. You left me two quarters for pinball and completely breathless, and ran off into the wilds.

I've pined for your fjords ever since.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

DUDE.

Do you remember when we baked COOKIES?

SPECIAL cookies?

Hee hee hee...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

And then had this really, like *intense* conversation for about two hours about pasties...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

These fjords pine right back atcha, baby. Alas and alack, Wales is too far too swim, or I'd have you up against that pinball machine faster than you can say "sit on my face and call me Frank."

[adinasauce.livejournal.com]

Remember that time when we were sucked into a temporal time fluxuation and ended up in the 23rd century? On a SPACESHIP?! Man, that was crazy.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

But, but, but, the Marquis de Carabas was still alive! And there were all these clones of Johnny Depp! And Eliza Dushku! And a museum full of famous writers' heads in vats, and you could talk to them, and *sighs happily* Maaaaaan.

[adinasauce.livejournal.com]

For real! And the clothes, man, the clothes!

I never thought transparent apparel would be legal! I still say we should go back; screw the international time travel doctrine of 2035. *shakes fist*

Good times.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

Remember the Alamo?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I'd really rather forget, but you know that day when we had to go to church with my Mum and Dad and my stepfather and his sister? And my stepcousins were all over you and tried to feed you sticky bonbons? And the vicar kept shooting you funny looks, because you had to wear my dress and I'm, like, 30 pounds heavier, and it kept sliding down your shoulders all the time? And that disastrous speech stepdad held - you broke down in giggles and buried your face in my lap to stifle your laughter and Mum was so not pleased. And remember poor Gloria? She's never lived that down.

[suziannabean.livejournal.com]

and pyramids of oranges to eat!
and douglas adams alive again!
and ... punctuation!

[quean-of-swords.livejournal.com]

Remember the time we found that glowing green rock in my back yard? My favorite part was when I started seeing the little people hopping up and down at my feet and braiding your hair while they gibbered at each other in some language that was probably closely related to Etruscan. No doubt it was the latest gossip about Jennifer Aston and Laurence Olivier. I'll never know, though, because I studied Atlantian, and you, of course, always preferred Amazonian.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

That was about PASTIES? I was talking about CATS!