The perils of using IRC without downlaoding software

[nny]

Nny: *has fifty windows open*
Computer: Hey! Download a nifty java thing! It'll be fun!
Nny: Nah. *clicks*
*thinks*
ohbuggerIneedthat.
Computer:... you need that.
Nny: *refreshes page*
Computer: What?
Nny: Can I have the java thing?
Computer: Java thing? *looks innocent*
Nny: Yeah, y'know, download-java-popup-cakes
Computer: The thing you need to use web-IRC?
Nny: Yeah. Can I?
Computer: Yeah, but you came here and you didn't want it.
Nny: I want it now.
Computer: *slowly* Yes, but you came here before and you didn't.
Nny: But... but I do. Please?
Computer: Beg. And then we'll see.
Nny: *gets down on knees* Please. Pleasepleaseplease. I beg you. Please?
Computer: NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!
Nny: *Reboots*

I'll bbe riiiiiiight with you, people.