nny | (no subject) (Reply)

I'm never gonna completely f-lock my journal. I rarely post anything behind a lock. Very very rarely. However... I've noticed that there're new people friending me, and these new people are little new people. It's nice to meet you all, it's cool that you've chosen to read my journal, I just thought I should warn you. I talk about porn. I swear. I have, and will most likely again, mentioned wanking. On very very rare occasions I write slash, and on even rarer occasions it's rude. I positively glorify the world of drinking that awaits you. I promise never to get naked, but apart from that there are all sorts of wrong and immoral deeds I will be mentioning. So take heed, and unfriend if you will.

There. Now I've warned you, and I can go back to my rudeness and lack of locking. Tralalalaaa!