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[nny]

I really think it's for the best, that Moody's got Dumbledore's putter-outer. I think he should hang on to that puppy. Voldemort isn't the threat to the world as we know it, 'cos everyone's *looking* at him. People think, oh, things go wrong, blame Voldemort. But who's that in the shadows, clicking madly and grinning?

*streetlights click off. Girls squeal*
Dumbledore: *giggles*
Readers: Oh, that Dumbledore, such a mischievous old dear.

*Car headlights click off. Non-fatal crashes ensue*
Readers: ...
Dumbledore: *twinkles merrily*
Readers: Oh, the barmy old fool, I'm sure it was just a mistake.

*Muggle life support machines start to malfunction*
Readers: ...er...
Dumbledore: *beams*
Readers: *barricade doors...*