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Sep. 17th, 2004 07:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyI appear, quite possibly, to have broken my toe. I'm finding it all terribly exciting, 'cos I've never broken a bone before. Yay!
Okay. That was possibly not the reaction I should be having. Do you think you can get high from putting frozen corn on your feet? I hate to break a cliche but we have no peas and the only other option was frozen spinach. And that would just have been silly.
I'm being bunnied, about a fic someone requested moons and moons ago, that they've probably forgotten about. It's afful tempting. Also my mouth tastes like chocolate. Mmmmm, chocolate.
There would have been a point to this, but I have no sharpener, so the post has kind of a blunt tip. Ah well. I'm sure you can live with OH YES! Sleep deprivation. I remember. I was wondering why I was making no sense. Yes, I'm still in a state enough to recognise it, just not enough to actually correct it. Bollocks to it.
Okay. That was possibly not the reaction I should be having. Do you think you can get high from putting frozen corn on your feet? I hate to break a cliche but we have no peas and the only other option was frozen spinach. And that would just have been silly.
I'm being bunnied, about a fic someone requested moons and moons ago, that they've probably forgotten about. It's afful tempting. Also my mouth tastes like chocolate. Mmmmm, chocolate.
There would have been a point to this, but I have no sharpener, so the post has kind of a blunt tip. Ah well. I'm sure you can live with OH YES! Sleep deprivation. I remember. I was wondering why I was making no sense. Yes, I'm still in a state enough to recognise it, just not enough to actually correct it. Bollocks to it.
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:05 pm (UTC)I've never broken a bone, either. I'm not sure how I've gotten this far in life without doing so, because quite honestly, you never met a bigger klutz.
And yes. I think it's possible the corn is doing funny things to your brain. :D
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:13 pm (UTC)And I should not mock you in your sleep-deprived state, but this post? Funniest EVER.
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:23 pm (UTC)I am so taking the beginning of the last paragrapg to
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-17 12:29 pm (UTC)Which bunny is it!?!?! Tell, Tell!
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:36 pm (UTC)Sadly, I have nothing with which to amuse you. My day thus far has been utterly devoid of amusement. But if you concentrate reaaaaallllllly hard, you might be able to see me doing my third grade tap-dance routine. That's all I got. ;)
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:59 pm (UTC)What did you do to it, anyway?
Keep ice (or frozen corn in your case) on it as much as possible, and get the thing elevated! I would suggest in your case that you lie down, prop the foot way up on pillows, and fall asleep.
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Date: 2004-09-17 01:29 pm (UTC)I want to tie you up in my basement for later, I do.
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Date: 2004-09-17 02:31 pm (UTC)I saw Wimbledon!
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Date: 2004-09-19 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-19 06:51 am (UTC)I would be the power behind the throne, except I'll be too busy playing. There's gotta be cool stuff to play with. All carefully cushioned on the corners so dubya doesn't fall down and hurt himself. I would make the... um... oval office? into a giant ball pool. And I'd want a slide down from bedroom to kitchen. It'd be grand.
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Date: 2004-09-19 06:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-19 07:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-19 09:13 am (UTC)I'll force all pizza resturants to be open 24 hours a day and give me free pizza. I'll have all the toys and video games I can handle. Free of course, 'cause I'm the president. If the other countries don't like it, I'll nuke Cyprus. Why Cyprus? 'Cause it's small and few people know where it is...I'd be like a ninja.