MY KUNG FU IS THE BEST

[nny]

villainny: god wants me to be FAT
oplyse: god wants company.
villainny: HEE!
villainny: you have read Johnny?
oplyse: ...yes?
oplyse: but if i was referencing just now it was an accident.
villainny: biiiiiiiiig fat god. In an armchair.
villainny: SO CUTE
oplyse: squeeze god!
villainny: but what would come out?
villainny: God juice.
villainny: Mmmm, god juice.
villainny: And pagan juice, too.
oplyse: tastes like chicken!
villainny: Sunny blessed be
villainny: HEE!
oplyse: everything does!
villainny: God doesn't taste like chicken. Catholics taste like CHICKEN. God tastes like EGG!
villainny: BUT WHICH CAME FIRST?!
oplyse: God says the chicken!
villainny: God thinks he was invented by Catholics?
villainny: Woah. God has an inferiority complex.
oplyse: welllll my friend once told me the chicken had to be first because blah blah crazy religious reason blah.
villainny: blah blah bollocks blah
villainny: egg came first
villainny: because
villainny: birds from lizards
villainny: lizards lay eggs
villainny: ergo EGG FIRST
oplyse: clever!
villainny: *wins*


I love Ji.

*loves*