Anyone want drabbles?

[nny]

In response to dopplegl's toast essay:

Nny:TOAST/JAM OTP! OMG GET YOUR EGGS OFF MY TOAST!
Toast: *cheats on jam with peanutbutter* ¬_¬
Jam: *weeeeeps. Feels blue(berry)*
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I am not fucking insane. I *was* fucking insane, but it cheated on me. Now Dubyah is fucking insane, and I am aloooooooone. :(


I just wrote toast/jam.

And George Bush/insane.

I suspect I could slash anything.










Try me. ;)

If you're going for fandoms, I'll only write what I've heard of. K?

Comments

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

harry/oliver happy ending plzkthx.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Everyone was astounded when Harry passed up on the Tornados. Even Ron, who’d been loudly promoting the Cannons, couldn’t quite believe it.

“But Puddlemere’re… Harry, no offence mate, but they’re bloody rubbish.”

Harry grinned, pushing tousled black hair away from his eyes, and shrugged. “I dunno. I reckon they’ve got potential.” He looked at the other bloke in the room, Puddlemere’s captain, who was leaning against the wall with a lazy smile on his face. Wood scratched his neck, under a high-collared shirt that was odd for the time of year, and Harry’s grin widened.

“Yeah. Definite potential, I’d say.”

[oneechan19.livejournal.com]

Blaise/Ophelia cuteness please? *grins*

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

All right. How about a crossover?

Death (Good Omens)/DEATH (Discworld)

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

YAY now do Remus/Regulus! *bounce*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

It isn’t a mirror. It is a mirror, and it isn’t a mirror. It might possibly be a mirror. Somewhere.

Whatever it is, it has a tasteful skull and crossbones pattern around the frame.

Death spends long hours before the mirror. He watches another Death that watches humans and is unchanged, watches the satisfaction untouched by anything like sympathy. He reaches out, yellowed bones clinking against cold glass.

Sometimes old bones manage a faraway expression. Sometimes, blue supernovas flare.

He reaches out and stops the life of a mayfly two hours earlier than it would have perished.

IT’S A START.

[randomblade.livejournal.com]

I love you. LOVE YOU. Words are your bitch. You don't need insane anyway; You get the oxford longer.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

A/C with PVC *evil grin*