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I am so tired. I keep... my body forgets to sleep. And then when it does I have dreams about a woman with really baaaad skin flakey behind a till, and Jock Jock accidentally drinking bleach and throwing up all over the wall of my brother's room of a house we moved out of when I was thirteen.

*waits a moment for you to re-read sentence* it makes sense, I swear.

There was totally gonna be something more interesting there, but I forget what it was, so you shall just have to put up with the tired. And! A rec. Braeburn apples. Nummy. WTF golden delicious! You have kept me under your thumb for so long, and now I finally realise that you are, in fact, tasteless and insipid. Heartless wench of an apple breed, I spit in your general direction.

...It's probably for the best that my flatmates don't have any in the house right now, I'm thinking.

Yyyeah, that's pretty much it.
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