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[nny]

Anyone want a fortune cookie?

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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

*waves hand*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

You have waited long, now is time to sieze your dish of tepid revenge.

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

I had one say once, Remember: you are always on our minds. Creepiest damn fortune cookie I ever had.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

At least it didn't say we know where you live...

The posh shoes in your cupboard seek the serenity of the poetry by your bed.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Tepid revenge, for the impatient Machiavellian figure.

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

It isn't my fault I have to keep the dress shoes separate from the run-abouts at the foot of my bed! They'd fraternize and get muddy.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Never underestimate what can be pulled from your ear.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

sure.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

And we can't have that kind of thing at all.

Personally, I don't think I have any posh shoes. The ones I wear to work are the ones I used to wear to school at 15. No lie. I think they were about £12 and eight years later they're still going strong.

It is an unwise man who turns down a bargain. Or a monkey.

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

Granted, this is if you think really weird gold, pointy-toed, slipper-toed backless jobs I picked up on sale at some store back in Mass are posh, or even the weird lavender-and-rose snakeskin patterned ones with the really pointy toes also which were $9.99 on dead clearance.

I have to say, I'm not sure what I'd do with a monkey.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

A mouth that will fit only two digestives can store seven custard creams.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Ask not what you could do with a monkey. Ask only what a monkey could do with two grapefruits, a banana, and a sea bass.

Lavender and rose snakeskin, eh? You live on the edge. XD

Personally I'm feeling the lack of posh slippers right now. The slippers go well enough with the dalmation dressing gown, but I have a new silky gold and black dressing gown covered in moons and stars; I feel like I should be swanning around with white wine, and the huge panda slippers slightly lower the tone.

[djcati.livejournal.com]

I want one I waaaaant one!

*little kid*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

The water-lilly is conspiring with the spring onion. Do not trust the salad.

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I do! *waves*

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

I live on the edge of perpetually weird taste in shoes.

White wine. I want some of that, too.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

There is no fishknife.

[unravels.livejournal.com]

Does mine say anything about receiving a long-awaited treasure? *hopeful*

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

I want one! (Pleeeease?) :D

[varadia]

*raises hand* ooh me.

Though the weirdest one I ever saw was Lovers in circle, not on square.

I still don't know what that means.

Also, yay package! *goes back to reading*

[shati.livejournal.com]

Memememe!!!

[indy-go.livejournal.com]

OOoooohhhhhh me. :D

[tropes.livejournal.com]

ME.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

These are not the voids you are looking for.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Approach like a duck, retreat like a walrus.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

One finger does not make a hand. No matter how well glued.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

An angel is a ninja to another angel.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Be grateful that your leg has yet to be eaten.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

It is always Christmas to an old calendar.

[genarti]

Meeeee.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Demons are too busy using the pin for nefarious purposes, so it isn't worth estimating.

[unravels.livejournal.com]

Ah. Apparently it described my lunch this afternoon.

*waddles*

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Hee, shades of AJ Hall, there, what with Mrs. P and the inedible salad. :D