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[nny]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I bought porn for chaos_pockets (-10 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I stole vivien529's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I pulled over and changed sit_good_dog's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been nice (2 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, villainny

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[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

*falls over*

I was naughty, losing points for punching the_woodpecker. You know, I think being considered naughty'd be the least of my worries if I punched Bernard.

[tiltingheartand]

Apparently Emmy is allowed porn, but Mir isn't.

[vivien]

*shocked gasp*

You bitch! :P

(PS: A package is in the mail for you - it better bloody well get to you this time or I will hunt someone down and keel them ded)