oh, LOVE. this is marvelous—it so very captures the spirit of the show, especially (but not exclusively) this:
Hell, Ray Vecchio got a gig in the Mafia, which had to be all girls and guns and gangster leans, if the movies could be believed, and if the movies couldn't be believed then there was no point to this life or his porn collection. But that was not the card Ray Kowalski had been dealt; hell, the great casino of life never even let him through the front door - too skinny, too funny looking, too punk. Ray's place in life was apparently in the dumpster 'round back, covered in trash. With a Mountie.
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Date: 2006-01-24 03:33 pm (UTC)Hell, Ray Vecchio got a gig in the Mafia, which had to be all girls and guns and gangster leans, if the movies could be believed, and if the movies couldn't be believed then there was no point to this life or his porn collection. But that was not the card Ray Kowalski had been dealt; hell, the great casino of life never even let him through the front door - too skinny, too funny looking, too punk. Ray's place in life was apparently in the dumpster 'round back, covered in trash. With a Mountie.
I just—I mean, yeah. fuck yeah.