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[nny]

NOBODY IS TALKING!

Why is nobody talking? My friendslist echoes. My friendslist should NOT be echoing. I also should not be this hot and sticky, but since when has the Universe listened to me? I pay my dues, observe my holy days, carry out all ritual sacrifices, and do I have Paul Bettany inna box? I do not. Injustice! HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED! Possibly with fewer Ps.

Philip Seymour Hoffman is my favourite.

I declare this post free for all. SPAM. Anonymeme. Comment war. Drabble fest. WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST DON'T LEAVE ME IN THIS HELLISH SILENCE!

Skeevy is watching, you know...




Also? GIP. Icon by Kyraille.

Comments

[ms-ntropy.livejournal.com]

Aquarium filters can bite my ass.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

No, but you do have two new shiny Paul Bettany icons I just posted.

AND YOU NEVER ANSWERED ME! You were all RAH HAVE A BLANK TEXT IN ORDER TO SYMBOLISE MY CONFUSION AT YOUR DRUNKEN BOLLOCKS, DRUNKEN DEREK!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I was watching Turtles earlier. Y'know that bit where Leo's voice gets all squeaky and Raph is all waddayahowdayawaddaya and it looks like they're about to SNOG?

Yeah.

[flyakate]

How about a fictional character HATE MEME, will that entertain?

*alternately, dances. with jazz hands*

*even more alternately, Narnia icon*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Any text message I begin with stars apparently doesn't post. What I SAID was


*hugs* I am watching lost boys. Yayxorz for ghey 80s vampires!

[ms-ntropy.livejournal.com]

*stares*

You really are bored.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I KEEP TRYING NOT TO DO INCEST BUT THE WORLD CONSPIRES WITH SUPERNATURAL AND THE 'MIR'S AND SEXUAL TURTLES!

IT'S LIKE MY RPS VOW THAT KEEPS GETTING UNDERMINED BY BLOODY PAUL AND BLOODY RUSSELL!!!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, this looks like fun.

:D

[ms-ntropy.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SEXUAL TURTLES!
NONONONONONONONONONO!

A MILLION TIMES NOOOOOOOOOO!

Who are Paul and bloody Russell?

[essayel.livejournal.com]

Here you are my darling - Eddie Izzard (http://www.number10.gov.uk/output/Page9684.asp) doing a podcast about the European council.

*mwah*

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

I'm watching an adorable lesbian movie! It's so adorable! *grins like an idiot*

And I made boylove icons.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

You watched Ghey Vampires without me? I should sulk. See this? THIS IS MY SULKING FACE. As the token goth I demand ...

Oh, wait. I'm not a goth.

Um.

I demand anyway!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I don't even have to try. (http://www.paulbettany.net/mates/main.jpg)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY! I'll come see you once I have money and we'll watch the ghey vampires! Honest! It won't be for a few months, but still...

I miss goth days. I slathered on the eyeliner to go see PotC2 and aaah, the happy eye-stingy memories...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, shiny! Thanks ever so!

*squeeshes*

[ms-ntropy.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Does this mean that Paul will join Russell when he does the next episode of Fightin' Round the World??

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

Anything but the turtlecest, Nny!!! Anything! Skeevy says you should write about boobies.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Ooh, so I see!

*uses equivalent*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Paul is the second, not the first. (http://apiphile.livejournal.com/850000.html)

(I love appropriate icons)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Boobies? I love boobies. Dude, if Skeevy wanted boobies he should have taken advantage during Millicon, like I did. SO MUCH CLEAVAGE SNUGGLING!

[ms-ntropy.livejournal.com]

My mind?
Officially blown.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Or I'll come and see you and you'll be all "NRGH DEREK IN MY HOME TOWN DON'T BREAK IT!".

The hilariousness of having black streaks on your cheeks from laughter-cries, or when you sweat and the eyeliner makes you blind. I miss being a goth.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

That is a far too subtle equivalent.

Stream of consiousness story for your amusement.

[mm_madb]

Once upon a time there was a pair of striped socks which lived on top of a newspaper. They were good socks, but always wondered what it would be like to oh thank God there's a cool breeze live with someone who could respect them more than a newspaper. Anyway, they didn't and it pretty much sucked for a long time oh, there's that breeze again and one day they saw a philodendron on a table near the newspaper. "Don't worry." the philodendron failed to say because it was just a plant and with very few exceptions (like Chris) they don't tend to talk, "Eventually she'll throw the paper away and you'll be alone." because everyone knows that its better to be alone than to live with a newspaper. And then there were ninja. The end.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*polishes fingernails on lapel, baby, YEAH*