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[nny]

ravelfic: also, xas thread is kind of woeful
annysthetized: >:D<
ravelfic: just so you know. XD
annysthetized: Well it doesn't surprise me overmuch. They seem to be either woeful or embarrassing.
ravelfic: yes... that's Raguel in a nutshell. *sigh*
annysthetized: And apparently he has no cojones.
ravelfic: so i hear
annysthetized: I think it's a general angelic problem.
annysthetized: *eyes Aziraphael*
ravelfic: hahahaha
ravelfic: it's some kind of conflict with being 'good'
annysthetized: Yup. See, the traits, the good line and the brave line were at the same time, and if you started queueing early for one, you missed the other. Now Michael, he managed the good AND the brave, but missed the bright.
ravelfic: frankly, i think bright is more important
annysthetized: So do I! So Aziraphael and Raguel went for bright and good, and presumably Crowley and Lucifer went for brave and bright. But Aziraphael tripped and spilled some of his good on Crowley by accident.
ravelfic: ...so they each got half
ravelfic: and I think Raguel got the bottom of the barrel in the good line. there was probably only half a cup there.
ravelfic: and it was sort of gross
annysthetized: He got the good backwash.
ravelfic: EW
ravelfic: hahaha
annysthetized: I think Crowley got, like, showered in good, and then scraped most of it off and gave it back. So he's a bit good, and Aziraphael got a tiny bit of cojones back with his good, by accident.
ravelfic: lucky him!
annysthetized: And maybe they were looking for something to give Raguel to make up for his lack of good, so they gave him a half cup of woebie.
annysthetized: (They had a woebie barrel)
ravelfic: i bet NOBODY wanted that one.
ravelfic: but apparently Xas got some
annysthetized: Xas got full on dunked in it.
annysthetized: Poor baby.
ravelfic: by a bully. probably Michael.
annysthetized: HA it was so Michael!
ravelfic: he is so easy to blame.
annysthetized: I kinda think we need a big dumb Michael. We need to find a Big Dumb Michael canon.
ravelfic: hee. yes. it must be out there somewhere.

ETA: schiarire: didn't shati play that one michael who was always blowing up walls?
annysthetized: Heeee
annysthetized: he asked Aziraphael if he was a transvestite.
schiarire: he was kind of short for a bully
annysthetized: Yeah. I want a big kinda... I dunno. Like someone out of Asterix and Obelix
annysthetized: XD
schiarire: all boom and no brain
annysthetized: Exactly. And preferably in a small skirt.
schiarire: with a big temper
annysthetized: And a Very Large Sword.
schiarire: so that's where raguel's cojones went
annysthetized: They're in Michael's sporran
schiarire: *chokes*
schiarire: you won
annysthetized: *preens*
schiarire: you so won.

Comments

[varadia]

Xas-canon totally has a big dumb Michael.

But--he's kind of more an ass than dumb.

Hmm. *pokes at other canon*

[unravels.livejournal.com]

Big Dumb Michael is such a theme, though. It's like every ethereal who wanders in has some story about Michael being a dumbass. Where are you, great Michael archetype??

And I'm not sure whether I love or fear the idea that this leads to some sort of quest for Michael's sporran. I'm not sure my little brain could handle that level of crack. XD

[lisechen.livejournal.com]

To Reign In Hell has a GREAT Big Dumb Michael.

It's a great book, anyway. If you find it, get it.