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[nny]

Dear F-list:

PLZ STOP FIRING AUGUST!

I mean, don't get me wrong, Autumn is totally my favourite season. And the leaves thing, the leaves thing is great. And the clothes are way better, too. But. Thing? MY NEW JOB STARTS IN SEPTEMBER. This = TERRIFYING. So. Stop it.

'k?

'k.

Comments

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

What if we fired August and then moved your start date back an equivalent amount of time?

[djcati.livejournal.com]

Well, can it be the 22nd? I mean, that's still August, you'd only be losing a week and a half.

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

*fires August*

*runs*

[batyatoon]

It's okay, hon, we'll hire a temp month to stand in for August until September's shift starts.

I hear April's not doing anything much these days.

[agonistes]

I'll stop firing August when August stops trying to fire me.

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

No way. You are gonna be awesome at the new job.
BRING ON SEPTEMBER, BABY!

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Hm, well, August hasn't done anything to me. Maybe it's a hemisphere/season thing, and I ought to be firing February instead. *g*

[silveraspen]

*eyes Batya sternly*

You are not hiring "the cruelest month" to stand in for August.

Especially as it would give me a second birthday in a single year. Time moves too quickly as is.

[batyatoon]

... right. sorry. my bad.

How about Febru- no, wait.

*considers* lessee, we just had June ...

March is nice?

[bcgphoenix]

I vote for January myself, that slacker. One big holiday at the beginning of the month, a smaller one halfway through to make it look like it's actually doing something, and the rest of the time it's just laaaaazing around doing nothin'. *tsks in disappointment*