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Sep. 26th, 2006 09:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyHELP ME HELP ME OMG I AM SO ITCHY!!!
My leg is itching. And so I go... okay, leg. You are itching reasonably high up, so there's no danger of catching bugbite and infection and pus and gangrene and death, so I will oblige. And leg goes aaaaaaah. Nny, you're a good friend to me. Just a little lower. And I go, okay. A little lower. And leg goes oh baaaaaaaaaaby that's good. Keep going. Just a little lower. And I go, o- HEY! YOU SNEAKY BUGBITE BASTARD! DAMN YOU AND YOUR INFECTION TEMPTY WAYS! And my leg goes, heh. Almost had ya, though, didn't I? Let down your guard for one second...
It's like a horror film. I'll be in my bed with a baseball bat and a vat of coffee, before the end of this. Must... not... succumb...
I am itchy as I write this. So. Very. Itchy.
My leg is itching. And so I go... okay, leg. You are itching reasonably high up, so there's no danger of catching bugbite and infection and pus and gangrene and death, so I will oblige. And leg goes aaaaaaah. Nny, you're a good friend to me. Just a little lower. And I go, okay. A little lower. And leg goes oh baaaaaaaaaaby that's good. Keep going. Just a little lower. And I go, o- HEY! YOU SNEAKY BUGBITE BASTARD! DAMN YOU AND YOUR INFECTION TEMPTY WAYS! And my leg goes, heh. Almost had ya, though, didn't I? Let down your guard for one second...
It's like a horror film. I'll be in my bed with a baseball bat and a vat of coffee, before the end of this. Must... not... succumb...
I am itchy as I write this. So. Very. Itchy.
