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[nny]

I need a shag-toy merely so I can have someone to rub the OMGcramp out of my leg. It is very very hard to walk and I haven't had any breakfast yet so I can't have the pills yet (apparently this will lead to BLEEDING STOMACH ULCERS OMG) so my arms, neck and ankles are aching like buggery as well which, y'know, fun.

BUT I DO NOT CARE.

Who sent me the book? Because I have wanted it for such a very long time. Huge amounts of love for you. HUGE.

(god it's enormous, though. Shag-toy would also come in handy as propping place. XD)

Thank you.

Comments

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I read that first sentence and was thinking wow, that would be a really nifty vibrator, and then I realised that you were talking about an actual human being.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

dude dude dude! I have a place of greater safety to read!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I am taking that to Qland to reread! My copy is not enormous enough to need a shag-toy prop, however. Which is good, seeing as how I'm going on holidays with three couples. I will be doing my own propping :P

[kenovay.livejournal.com]

I am embarrassed, because everything was supposed to arrive at once. Not this ostentatiousness. *hides head in sand* I kinda did.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

!!!!!

YOU DO?!!!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

this thing's going to eat me for MONTHS

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

*SEIZES BY COLLAR* HOW SARCASTIC YET WONDERFUL IS IT???

WE NEED A NEW SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT

oh man, OH MAN