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[nny]

OH MY GOD I have epic, like, cannot-construct-a-grammatical-sentence writers block -that-is-in-any-way-interesting.

KILL ME.

No, seriously.

Kill me in interesting and quite possibly wildly bizarre ways in the comments.

I'd consider it a personal favour.

I'll start you off.

*attempts to decapitate self with a shotgunned-off saw*

Comments

[e-mily.livejournal.com]

*sets up piano wire across a hall and chases you through it*

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Stop trying to write and get on the phone, h0r.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT SPEAK TO PEOPLE TODAY. I am as Zelenka.

...short. And fuzzy.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*gets sliced in half*

*legs keep on running, in comedy fashion*

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

So you can't write or talk to people?

... man, that sucks.

[midnight-violet.livejournal.com]

makes you eat strong cheese before bed for many, many nights running, until the FUCKING CRAZY vivid dreams creep out in to your waking hours and take you away.

Stolen, yes. but i added the cheese. seriously, im right about the stuff- apperently its known to interfere with schizophrenia medication.

its still fun though.

[e-mily.livejournal.com]

*releases ninja attack-ferrets*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I have been ignoring phone calls all day.

Or, like, the two I got. I will not pretend to be popular. XD

I CAN NEVER WRITE. I have least productive writerbrain on all continents. Every time I refer to myself as a writer I AM LYING.

Again, kill me. :D?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*CACKLES MADLY*

(Also, congrats leik wo for the job, sweetpea)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha I love the caption on that icon. I need a Rodney one. XD

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

NO DEATH FOR YOU. XD

Instead, I will regale you with tales of all the things Billy would have said if Joe had shut his fucking mouth occasionally. Like, around Billy's dick.

... I can't write today either, but my imagination is being terribly graphic.

[muji]

*places a gigantic magnet in Nny's hands, ties her to a pole in front of a knife display at a butcher shop?*

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ONE DAY THE IDEAS WENT AWAY.

All ideas. Well, all literary ideas. What if on one day every single writer of fiction found that they had writer's block. Who would figure out why the stories had gone away? WHO WOULD FIND THEM?

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. Based on the bestselling novel. It's -- The Storyteller Adrift.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

*releases the cyborg mutant robo-ninja spidermonkey-clone pirate-assassins*

[batyatoon]

... you know, my favorite outre method of murder used to be something along the lines of *keeps you awake until you die of fatigue toxin buildup*.

The character-bleed is making that not fun anymore.

*whimpers*


*stabs you to death with a carefully sharpened icicle, instead*