Plz Help

[nny]

Help help! Link me to porn! Seriously, my room has double exposure and three exterior walls and the heating is on full blast and has been for an hour and it's utterly frigid in here. I NEED SOMETHING TO WARM ME UP! Links to hot stories would be enormously appreciated, as would hints and tips how to make my room less like the Arctic.

I don't even have a water bottle!

D:

Comments

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

You could always try the kink section of the McShep Awards. And an open fire in your room. ;)

What usually gets me warm (because my own apartment is rather drafty, too) is putting up some loud music and then jumping around singing along at the top of my voice. Better than any work-out. Not that I do. Work out, that is.

[shati.livejournal.com]

My only suggestion is to make hot tea/soup/cocoa, and I assume you already have made tea if you can!

*is about to make soup to warm self up*

To warm you up, maybe?

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

John is panting, beads of sweat gathered on his forehead. His skin is flushed and his chest is heaving with each shaky breath. Rodney moves between his spread legs, pushes the dark green dildo in deeper and twists it sharply, smirks at John's helpless moan.

His other hand is resting on John's belly, and he starts to rub it in smooth circles, feeling the muscles beneath his fingers clench and tremble. John groans hoarsely as Rodney fucks him hard with the dildo, bucks his hips, arches, and comes without Rodney touching his dick.

Rodney grins and kisses him.

"Merry Christmas."

Re: To warm you up, maybe?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

♥!!!!!!!!!!

*fans self*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Tea. Tea tea tea tea. Tea and pr0n. I'd link you but I'm not sure your fandoms except for GO and SGA and I'm fresh out of the former and haven't read enough of the latter. Ooh, try here: http://bifictionalbedlam.slashcity.net/recs/index.html

[havenstar.livejournal.com]

...this requires you to have rice, which you may not, but if you do: fill a sock with it, tie it shut, and heat it in the microwave for a minute or two. It can get REALLY hot, and you can reuse it whenever you like.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

...that's the best thing ever! I only had a tiny bit of rice but I've got a very very small heat source at the end of my bed, now.

♥!

I owe you one!