nny | john sheppard = sekrit bandomer (Reply)

Just got into bed and then had to get out again and caterpillar walk over here - i'm in a sleeping bag - because I got a random idea for a fic where John=Booth and Rodney=Brennan and a body's been found behind a plywood wall that's absolutely caked in posters for albums and gigs and the like and Rodney's saying that no, it's impossible, for the stage of decomposition the body's in it can't have been there for more than three weeks but the posters are inches thick, Sheppard, this wall's been here for years. Except Sheppard notices that the posters that actually cover the join between the plywood and the brick are all recent - he can actually pinpoint almost to the day when the body was put into the wall because of the posters that've been pasted into place. And Rodney's just staring at him, bemused and a little impatient, and tells him that he really wouldn't have started this whole partnership thing if he'd realised that Sheppard was a teenage girl.

'kay, I'mma go back to sleep now before my eyes unglue completely and I lose all the sleep-prep I've done.