Some random crudity from IM and a question

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From chat with iibnf
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spacedoutdaisy: BOOBS!
iibnf: BUM!!!!!!!!!!!1
iibnf: nob!

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Spacedoutdaisy: Nob is a stupid word. I am happy never to have come across it in fic. I can't do penis euphemisms without cracking up.
iibnf: i could see it in a humerous setting. "Snape? You want me to shag Snape? I don't want to even think that he HAS a nob, never mind actually touch it!"
iibnf: like that
iibnf: but in narrative, no way.
iibnf: "Darling... I need you, I want you... touch my nob."
iibnf: "Oh, that kills it. I'm off now. "
iibnf: "What did I say?"
iibnf: "I can't love a man who says nob."
Spacedoutdaisy: ROFLMAO!!!
Spacedoutdaisy: That sounds so... tragic. *weeps* "You slept with my mother and killed my dog, and I thought we could get past it. But... I could *never* love a man who says nob."

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iibnf: Oh, Mary Sue,you're so beautiful and perfect and American. Please touch my nob.
iibnf: Okey, Dokey! said Mary sue perkiliy, and everyone cried because she was so beautiful and perfect, and so good at nob touching

Spacedoutdaisy: So good at nob touching. Oh lord. *snickers*
iibnf: post all these nob ssnipps in your LJ
Spacedoutdaisy: Yup. Definitely. Start a discussion on penis euphemisms. Should be a play. "The Vagina Monologues", and the "Penis Euphemisms."
iibnf: my live journal isn't the vagina monologues, it's cunt chat

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So which euphemisms can you not read without falling into an incredible hysterical fit on the floor? I think... member. Member. *snickers*. Oh, and red hot poker. *howls with laughter*