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[nny]

This post is entirely, entirely for the purposes of distracting me from the fact that I'm writing sex because otherwise I will be (ohmigod I can actually feel my ears heating up already) blushing like an idiot and flailing and cutting it out entirely because holy crap that's so much easier.

SO HI, FRIENDSLIST! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? SRSLY, TALK TO ME, HERE.

XD

Comments

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH!

Um, I mean. HI. Would you like a carrot?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

HI! I. Carrot. *flails faintly hysterically*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*pats* You can do it!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I feel like such an idiot OMG.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Dude, no! My first time writing higher than PG-13, I had to walk away from the computer every few lines to zen.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*takes deep breaths*

*asks nonsensical questions*

XD

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*holds your hand*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*completely ignores personal space bubble*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

...that's, like, the best icon ever.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

blimey_icons for the NC-17 WIN! *pets John's fluffy head*

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

SO HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER, HEY.

*amused*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

It's spring! It's spring and I can has my WINDOW OPEN! At NIGHT! And not freeze into a little Nnysicle! I am a happy bunny.

Shaddup. XD

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Yay for spring! I love being able to actually open windows without INSTANTLY FREEZING. Although I hear it's meant to be getting colder again this weekend, so /o\

*mocks you, in a polite sort of fashion*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I love your icon, randomly. I was watching Smallville earlier and there was SURPRISE ACKLES! And yet... that was still not enough to help me get through a whole episode. I don't know why I can stomach some junk TV and not others, seriously.

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Surprise!Ackles is totally the best kind. (My entire household has a crush on him since I got them watching Supernatural- it's kind of hilarious. *g*)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

He's kind of extraordinarily pretty. Usually I go for the people that are kind of normal until they do something - like smile, or get enthusiastic, or make adorable scrunchy faces - but Joe Flanigan and Jensen are totally exceptions of Utter Hot.

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

Hiii!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Hi hi hi! I fucking love that icon.

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

Hehe, it seemed appropriate!

How's the sex going?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

“Just let me,” he said, extracting one hand so he could clumsily attack John’s belt, “let me do this.”

EMBARRASSINGLY

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

*pets you* You can do it!

(I have lost all shame when it comes to writing sex but God, I used to blush so hard, absolutely convinced that EVERYONE knew what I was doing.)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

You'd think I'd be over this by now. I used to RP porn in a uni computer room, dammit.

I just can't help thinking that everyone's going to be facepalming at it, because I can't find porn hot as I'm writing it, so it just reads as clumsy and crap to me.

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. That's why most of my stories are PG-13.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I totally avoid writing sex if I possibly can but here it actually kinda advances the story and therefore must be done. I just. *FLAILS*

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Hi there! I realize that I do not talk to you enough, and that this is entirely stupid of me. Also, my day has seriously improved, because while one of the people who's supposed to be helping me is Epically Failing these days, another has saved my life from the consequences of said Epic Fail, so I am happy to bounce into your journal and distract you from the sex scene!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

HI HI AND YAY for lack of epic fail! Also, I love your icon because it reminds me of 'The House Was Quiet and the World Was Calm (http://www.repeatafterus.com/print.php?i=4700)' by Wallace Stevens which is kinda enormously lovely. :)

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Oh, how beautiful. I've never seen that before, but I bet anything Daniel Handler was thinking of it. (Daniel Handler is another one of those people who is just that awesome.)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Daniel Handler?

*curious*

You should also read 'the poem that took the place of a mountain' by the same guy, if you haven't. It's lovely.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

The man behind Lemony Snicket. "The world is quiet here" is the motto of a secret organization in the Series of Unfortunate Events books that values books and libraries and works (often unsuccessfully) to save them from fire.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I really need to read those books at some point. I'm embarrassed to say that I only actually watched the film. And... fell in love with Billy Connolly's hobbit library.

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

WRITE! WRITE LIKE THE WIND! \o/

[villainny.livejournal.com]

But it suuuuuucks.

*whines*

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it does nooooot! *nudges*

Says she-who's-been-stuck-on-a-sex-scene-for-two-weeks-now *coughs*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

If you need a hand you know where to come.

(GOD, THAT SOUNDS FILTHY)

[forest-rose.livejournal.com]

O HAI THAR!

I fail at writing sex, completely and utterly. I, too, get all embarrassed. Go you! Porn and everything! I'm impressed.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

You are only allowed to be impressed when I've written more than two lines of actual porn, rather than endless headspace faffing on Rodney's part. I mean, it's IC and all, but. ;aslkdfh;asdfgh THE SOONER I WRITE IT THE SOONER I CAN STOP!

XD

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

NIPPLE!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU DAMN YOU

*cackling helplessly*

[vimeslady.livejournal.com]

You are going to really wish you hadn't asked.

So I was in bed for two weeks after the car accident, and even now I can only stay up for about five hours before I have to lie down and rest because of the back pain.

Meanwhile, the damn fucking world kept going on without me. And now I have a dozen things to do that are all urgent emergencies, which makes me tense, and when the muscles tense up my shoulders and back hurt worse.

Also, I HATE that Vista has ISSUES with Adobe. And I'm about to rip out the guts of the entertainment system on my new car because no matter what I do, the same thing comes out of the speakers as comes out of the wireless earphones. What The Fuck?!

I have to go beg the dry cleaners to give me one day service, buy a tanning package for Chenelle's birthday (which is OMG toady!), buy groceries, and get to Hairmaster's in the next 45 minutes. But I can't get ready because Faeon is in my fucking shower.

Really, writing sex is much less trouble.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

...Oh sweetheart.

*cuddles carefully*

Porn is so very much easier than all that. I'm sorry.

[tropes.livejournal.com]

I AM SURE IT IS LOVELY AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF IT TILL YOU EMAIL ME THE BETA.

:D

[villainny.livejournal.com]

hahahaha you are so enormously not seeing any of it.

*HEADDESKS*

[lovethisplanet.livejournal.com]

I am tired.

Also, rowanberries being lazy.

How are you?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

You really don't want to know. I really don't want to know. Hence the futzing with porn.

[lovethisplanet.livejournal.com]

Then porn shall be the all-healing. *Hugs*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I'm on the internet first thing in the morning and I should go clean my teeth and eat breakfast. :(

But oooh wait, mistful posted! ...and there goes another fifteen minutes... what the hell, I may as well play some tetris!

(this is a common thought process for me.)