nny | The things I will do to avoid writing porn

Nny: Nightlife by Amon Tobin. strange mental images. I kinda sorta associate it with the fish in Fantasia and film noir all at once...

(I'd thought I was done with women the second time I was arrested by my ex-wife, but this dame had a tail that could almost change my mind.)

unamaga: AHAHA!!! I'd buy that book no matter WHAT it cost.

Nny: I just. MY BRAIN HAS GONE TO THE CRAZY PLACE.

The crazy place being John/Rodney slash as narrated by, like, SAM THE WHALE in a FILM NOIR VOICE.

WHAT THE HELL.

*cackling madly*

unamaga: OH MY GOD YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Nny: YOU ARE A BAD PERSON

unamaga: I'VE COME TO TERMS WITH THAT FACT

Ladies and gentlemen? I give you Fish Noir.

I guess this is the kind of thing you get for being a lone shark, but you can't fight your nature and there's nothing that'll stop me swimming against the tide, no matter how deep it takes me. This case, though, this case took me to places and plaices I never thought I'd see, took me deep enough that even the pilot fish swam in pairs.

I wish I could say I knew she was trouble the moment she drifted into my current, wish I could say I knew her for a remora at first sight, but I've always been a sucker for a sucker. I'd thought I was done with women the second time I got arrested by my ex-wife, but this dame had a tail that could almost change my mind. That's how it's always been for me - a piece of tail and a nice set of gills and I'm blowhole deep in seaweed with no way out.

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