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May. 1st, 2008 06:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyHa ha 'secret lovers meme' ha ha whut? Man, I so do not want to know that no one wants to tap my ass. Also, the phrase 'tap my ass' is just hugely, unexpectedly hilarious. Also, gross. WHAT WOULD COME OUT?
I think, on consideration, on mere mortals it'd be a gross concept but I'm made entirely of sunshine and elderflower wine, so. Makes me wonder why I'm not getting laid. Secondary consideration: if you tapped Fraser's ass, would maple syrup come out? If you tapped Rodney's, would you get quality coffee?
Someone hold down David Hewlett for me, and let's find out!
I think, on consideration, on mere mortals it'd be a gross concept but I'm made entirely of sunshine and elderflower wine, so. Makes me wonder why I'm not getting laid. Secondary consideration: if you tapped Fraser's ass, would maple syrup come out? If you tapped Rodney's, would you get quality coffee?
Someone hold down David Hewlett for me, and let's find out!
