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[nny]

Ha ha 'secret lovers meme' ha ha whut? Man, I so do not want to know that no one wants to tap my ass. Also, the phrase 'tap my ass' is just hugely, unexpectedly hilarious. Also, gross. WHAT WOULD COME OUT?

I think, on consideration, on mere mortals it'd be a gross concept but I'm made entirely of sunshine and elderflower wine, so. Makes me wonder why I'm not getting laid. Secondary consideration: if you tapped Fraser's ass, would maple syrup come out? If you tapped Rodney's, would you get quality coffee?

Someone hold down David Hewlett for me, and let's find out!

Comments

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

*raises hand to volunteer to hold the Hewlett down*

[perardua.livejournal.com]

*will help* *he's a strong-looking guy, after all*

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

This is true, and I am wimpy! Haha, I would definitely need help.

[cow.livejournal.com]

As for me, um, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be milk.

Ew. }:D

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

You amuse me.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I'm almost certain if you tapped my ass today, poetry would come out.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Tapping Ray K's would get you m&m-flavoured coffee, probably. *g*

[midnight-violet.livejournal.com]

i. can't. stop. giggling.